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Vicious chronicles the lives of ageing partners Freddie(Sir Ian McKellen ) and Stuart(Sir Derek Jacobi), who have been together for 49 years. Freddie still takes acting jobs occasionally and waits for his unlikely breakthrough.

Their lives consist of entertaining their frequent guests, making sure that their aged dog Balthazar is still breathing, and hurling antagonistic comments at each other.

ITV's Vicious - the sitcom even Ian McKellen can't save
Freddie (NOT Gandalf or Magneto) and Stuart (Not Claudius or The Master, Hamlet or Macbeth)

A short excerpt from s1 E6

Stuart: And you remember our friend Violet.
Ash: You’re joking, right?
Stuart: Excuse me?

Wow, it feels really good to say what you think. I’m going to try it more often.

Ash: Nothing, it’s just…

Ash, nicer than Simon or Ramsay

Freddie: Just what?

Ash: Well, it’s kind of…

Ash: Kind of, you know…

Stuart- What’s he talking about?

Freddie: Is he having a seizure?
You have to hold his tongue.

Ash: It’s kind of crazy, don’t you think, that you always say to me,
‘You remember our friend Violet?’

Ash: I mean, I’ve only met her a thousand times. We’ve all had dinners together. We’ve gone to pubs together.
We even went to bloody Stonehenge! Of course I remember Violet!

She practically gives me a hand job every time she says hello!

She practically gives me a hand job every time she says hello!

Freddie: Well, about time. Welcome to the family.

not Elizabeth or Maxime

Stuart: I didn’t even realise I was saying it.

Stuart: Did you?
Violet: Not at all.

Violet: And I only touched his penis twice….

[Assorted shocked looks!]

Violet: By accident.

Ash: Wow, it feels really good to say what you think. I’m going to try it more often.

Penelope: Please don’t try it on me, dear. Because it’s already horrible enough coming here.

Mason: How heartwarming. You’re both going to turn that sweet boy into a gargoyle like you.

Freddie: Yes… I think we just might.

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